(1)
Short, hirsute, somewhat brown-nosing (vaguely irritating), JEWISH (!) and persistent. Drives me home, buys me drinks and fails at witty repartee. Also wants to make movies for a living and does not go to university. Won't. Take. A. Hint.
(2)
Shortish, skinny-as-fuck-and-milk-pale, questionable facial hair and brave. Commendable for a reasonably tasteful-yet-direct approach, points off for being physically unattractive. We're having coffee. I don't think it'll go anywhere.
(3)
Absolutely beautiful and incredibly intelligent boy in my writing tutorial. Smart, obviously well-read and wildly enthusiastic about some Spanish author. Writing is good, if a little bit tripped up by random italicisation of Spanish names. Probably Definitely Not Interested In Me, which is sad.
(4)
Best friend of (1). Seriously good-lookin'. Apparently interested in me, yet makes no real effort. Does not go to uni, works in a warehouse (wat?). Does not chase girls. Incredibly attractive DID I MENTION THAT. Argh. Seeing him tomorrow.
IN OTHER NEWS, I have ball tickets and am missin' my kids like crazy. Tuesdays just aren't the same with a bunch of eight-to-thirteen-year-olds runnin' amok.
